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This is the same dumb shit....

2010-04-02T16:43:00.000-07:00

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10600 South Eastbound 17:30. 4/10

2010-04-02T16:41:00.000-07:00

This dumb shit just insisted on getting that one more car length closer to the merge sign and almost hit me.

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Another winner...

2010-02-14T15:19:00.000-08:00

This Utard is in the category of "I put my signal on so I can immediately change lanes whether it's safe to or not." Loser.
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Parking inside the lines apparently isn't important.

2010-02-10T21:53:00.001-08:00

If you can't handle a truck, don't own one.

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12/2 14:45 Northbound I-15 Draper

2009-12-02T13:55:00.000-08:00

Caught this winner cruising up the HOV lane with no one else in the cab. Holding up traffic by not doing the speed limit at that! Jerk.

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11/20 5pm Northbound I-15

2009-11-20T17:19:00.001-08:00

Unfortunately I couldn't get a good shot in the dark but the rude bitch in the gray Acura MDX (Utah plate 553 NEZ) gets special mention for not only cutting me off on I-15 but then she blew the red light going from 10600 to 700 South.

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11/18 11:50am Southbound I-15

2009-11-18T10:56:00.000-08:00

The rude bitch in the white car cut off countless people doing 85mph down the freeway.

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11/18 11:35am Westbound 9400 South

2009-11-18T10:45:00.000-08:00

This moron just pulled right the helkl in front of me in a 45 MPH zone and then did 35 mph.

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11/18 11:35am Westbound 9400 South

2009-11-18T10:41:00.000-08:00

This moron just pulled right the helkl in front of me in a 45 MPH zone and then did 35 mph.

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10/29 17:20 Northbound 1300 East, Sandy

2009-10-29T16:38:00.000-07:00

This one earned her entry here for 1) cutting me off in thick traffic and 2) checking out her makeup in the visor mirror 4 times in two miles while moving.

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10/29 17:00 I-15 North, Draper

2009-10-29T16:09:00.000-07:00

3 lane change to make the exit. At 45 miles per hour. Great job....

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10/28 7:30am South I15, Draper. Utah Plate: 470 DEW

2009-10-28T06:50:00.000-07:00

This stupid Utard came within inches of my truck as he sped and squeezed between me and another car in front of the jail. Unfortunately my camera isn't very good with dark traffic shots so I put the plate number in the subject line.
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10/26 5:15pm - SR-92 West

2009-10-26T16:24:00.000-07:00

This Utard slammed the gas to pass a cement mixer then got next to me, turned on her signal and started pulling into me. Smile, Utard, you're on the Internet!
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2009-10-24T15:39:00.000-07:00

I don't know what's funnier: that these inconsiderate assholes got in the express lane with an entire shopping cart full of crap, their expression as they realized I was taking pictures or when the cashier looked up to check her sign because she was SURE she had an express lane.
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2009-10-10T14:52:00.001-07:00

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I-15 South 07:10am

2009-09-18T06:13:00.000-07:00

This Utard did the classic: cut across 3 lanes to make the Lehi exit.

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9/12 10:15 SLCC Sandy parking lot

2009-09-12T09:20:00.000-07:00

This ass cut me off in the paring lot doing about 30mph cutting across the lines ans ignoring all possible traffic controls. For what? To go to the bank in the very same parking lot.
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9/10/09 5:00pm 1300 East

2009-09-10T17:11:00.000-07:00

No picture of this one because I was on my motorcycle but as I was driving North on 1300 and in the right hand turn lane to head east on 9400 South some Utard in a Faustina Construction pickup turned from the center lane, cut me off and went through the red light to make the illegal right turn onto 9400.

And in case Faustina should happen to read this: it was a white Ford F350 with a big dent in the center of the tailgate and a "USA" sticker on the bumper.
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9/9/09 7:25am SR92 East

2009-09-09T11:42:00.000-07:00

I followed this idiot after he cut me off trying to get that one more car length ahead (because, ya know, Volvos are SUCH the race cars......). It's sad when the moron that I'm publishing to this blog works at the same place I do.

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ROFLMAO!!!!

2009-06-28T16:26:00.000-07:00

So today there was the quintessential Utard sitting in the southbound lane of 1300 East at the light of 9400 South. There's at least a half dozen of us facing him (pointing north) waiting to turn left in front of him onto 9400; me on my Harley. Green arrow goes and we begin to make our turn. The knothead sees us start moving so he hits the gas and heads right for us (me and the car next to me turning left). He notices the car and stops in time to hear me yelling, "Dude!! What the hell?" and leans out the window and says sorry. Jerk. Sorry doesn't save my life if you run me over. Sorry doesn't make my kids feel better about their father being killed. Sorry doesn't take that feeling of panic out of my body as I saw your white van coming toward me.

Sorry also didn't impress the police officer who was sitting on 9400 and watched you blow through the light. Hope the fine is HUGE.

4/14 SR92 Westbound in Lehi

2009-04-15T16:55:00.001-07:00

This girl stayed in the left lane knowing darn well she was looking to get on the on-ramp for I15 North. Her rear light & signal are broke so when she made her move into the turn lane, at the last minute, there was no way to tell what the heck she was doing.

Notice also that her lights are off during the hard rain for extra safety.

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4/5 700 East, Sandy at noon

2009-04-09T06:20:00.000-07:00

This brilliant Utard slowed down and got into the right lane to let two cars (including myself) pass him just a mile and a half earlier. When the two lanes went down to one, he gunned it and drove off the right side of the road just to pass us and regain his previous position. You're neat!!

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3/30 SR92 Eastbound... In a snowstorm!

2009-04-04T10:49:00.000-07:00

This road is perhaps one of the more treacherous in Utah county with it being closed numerous times throughout the winter months for high winds, snow drifting and general lousy conditions. This is going to be a busy spot for me catching the morons who STILL do not have the mental capacity to follow the "Left Lane Ends" and "Merge Right" signs and nearly cause accidents by riding up the center lane until someone in the correct lane slams on their brakes to open a spot.
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3/31 I-15 North, Bangerter Exit

2009-04-04T10:45:00.000-07:00

Here we capture the tail end of a 3 lane change to make an exit. Nothing like that feeling of indestructability in an SUV.... oh, and a clear misunderstanding of what a turn signal is and what it's used for.

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3/31 I-15 North, 10600 Exit

2009-04-04T10:38:00.000-07:00

Caught this little red crapmobile on 3/31 weaving recklessly through traffic at 5:10pm rushing to get, well, nowhere. After all his efforts of crossing lanes and swerving he ended up at the same light as the rest of us... Unfortunately I didn't capture the company logo but I'll look to in the future.

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I-15 North 4/3 at 5pm

2009-04-04T10:24:00.000-07:00

Caught this one weaving in and out of traffic on 4/3 at 5pm. Pick a lane, any lane.....
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